"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Science fiction. You're right, it's crazy. In fact, it's even worse than that, it's nuts. You wanna hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who wanna build something called an airplane, you know you get people to go in, and fly around like birds, it's ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier, or rockets to the moon? Atomic energy, or a mission to Mars? Science fic..."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"You talkin' to me?"

"The Dude abides"

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."

"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the universe."

"As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni."

"Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead.. la la la'"

"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."

"It's just a flesh wound."

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!""

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

"Do they speak in English in What?"

"I have to go powder my nose."

"Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

"That rug really tied the room together."

"Donny, shut the fuck up. Dude, the chinaman is not the issue."

"Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?"

"You've been touched by the long dick of the law!"

"Wanna know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay."

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Orange whip, orange whip, orange whip. Three orange whips."

"We're on a mission from God."

"We play both kinds of music. Country and Western!"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

"I'll be back."

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

"There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? How your entire empire of destruction comes crashing down. All because of one little... cherry."

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any 'ism' for that matter. 'Ism's, in my opinion, are not good. A person sho..."

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."

"My god, it's full of stars!"

"Donkey!"

"The world breaks everyone and afterwards many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, it kills - it kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave, impartially. If you are none of these, you can be sure it will kill you too, but there will be no special hurry."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"