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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Antoine Laconte
"Don't answer my phone or do not drive my car or else I will kill you!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"Deuce, you the best he-bitch in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Ruth
"Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Ruth
"SHIT! SHIT WHORES!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Antoine Laconte
"I'm a gigolo."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"Giga-who?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Antoine Laconte
"Women pay me to give them... pleasure."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"How did you get that job?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Antoine Laconte
"I just sort of fell into it."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"Is this Ruth?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Ruth
"Yeah, I'll be right down. GOD DAMN IT!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"Why you ungrateful he-bitch! Maybe I should get Antoine on the phone in Switzerland and tell him how you re-decorated his poon-palace!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Ruth
"BALL-HAIR!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"Yeah, ball-hair, what we need is a strike here!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"The 'man-gina': it's a professional term we man-whores use to describe our he-pussy."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Antoine Laconte
"Excuse me for a second, huh? Must make pee-pee."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"I don't know anything about it!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Detective Fowler
"Yeah, well what do you know about this?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Detective Fowler
"I was using the john, and they did have one of those paper ass-gaskets. And it splashed up, you know, all over. Am I okay?"
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