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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"Where?"
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T.J. Hicks
"Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"Man-whoring?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"I prefer to think of myself as more of a...male madame. That didn't come out right."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Detective Fowler
"Do the letters T and J mean anything to you?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"I don't know. Turkey Jizz?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"God damn white boy."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"What about Antoine's apartment?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"I'm gonna get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
T.J. Hicks
"You gonna steal it?"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Bartender
"There you go. That's uhh... $11.50."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"Ahh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the three dollars. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Bartender
"Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle-stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole."
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
"I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish"
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deuce bigalow: male gigolo
Claire
"It was French"
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Deuce Bigalow
"Oui, French... Nice people."
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